Mark's definitions

skippy

a description for a woman who is easy to have sex with because she is 'easy to spread'

"How was your date with Emily last nite?" "Skippy"

by mark September 29, 2003

kerplode

To smite someone. If a person does somthing you don't like you would use this word to define what you want to do to them.

If you take one sip of my beer without asking I'll kerplode your head in.

by Mark November 9, 2004

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

ignant

The ignorant way of saying ignorant

"Your ignant"
"You're uneducated."

by Mark October 21, 2004

thou art

1.) adj. an extreme or high version of something.

2.) n. a bone protruding from one's body.

1.) That kid is thou art idiot.

2.) He has two dual-overhead thou arts on his shoulders.

by Mark April 22, 2004

freeze

When your face goes numb after doing cocaine.

"He's got the freeze."

by Mark December 1, 2004

Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by mark May 7, 2005