Mark's definitions

hockdizzle

love me right, rub me hard

i expecgt some hockdizzle tonight.

by mark September 27, 2003

cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 21, 2004

Junk

Male Anatomy - Penis and testicles

Ted put his junk on Gary's forhead and took a picture for Wayne.

by Mark April 10, 2003

land

lucky or easy to get something.

He was lucky to land a good job.

by Mark November 16, 2004

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

automagically

Eg. soemthing that works automatically, such as a Microsoft (tm) excell macro, or a car motor.

somethign that works automatically, but seams magical (eg. erections)

Dude, i hate you, your macros are automajic today

by Mark June 19, 2005

pickuduphone

pick up the phone

pickuduphone, home

by mark September 9, 2003