Definitions by Mark

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

CWILF by Mark August 7, 2004

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

lazy fat fuck by Mark August 6, 2004

Heroic Undies 

the undies made of cotton that are the stuff of real legend worn by 200kg ugly as fuck woman with queensland blue pumpkins
see putrid

dam it i just follwed through on that one

LEST WE FORGET

Heroic Undies by Mark August 6, 2004

one beer queer 

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

one beer queer by Mark August 5, 2004

chicken pig 

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

chicken pig by Mark August 1, 2004

queensland blue pumpkin 

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

queensland blue pumpkin by Mark August 1, 2004

home wrecker 

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

home wrecker by Mark August 1, 2004