Mark's definitions

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

by Mark December 21, 2004

jettadenial

A car whose owners' criticize japanese cars for being too slow and "riced" up, when in fact they themselves should be criticized for thier girlish design and numerous upgrades.

That guy is in jettadenial, he won't accept the fact that he drives a motorized pansey, but instead spends his time making fun of Japanese cars.

by Mark March 9, 2004

rbad

1. An individual who engages in sexual intercourse with goats.
2. A goat herder.
3. A Paki typist.

1. Rbad'ing is the primary cause for the increase in goat mortality rates.
2. The text was impossible to read due to a severe rbad-like job.

by mark February 6, 2005

U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

by mark December 8, 2003

cane

To do (something) recklessly and at speed

tr.v. caned, can·ing, canes

"...and Ayrton Senna has caned the hairpin"

"She just caned that whole bag of charly"

by Mark January 4, 2005

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003