Mark's definitions

gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

by mark August 18, 2006

dogstwat

some idiot who cant be arsed moving over from the fastlane

volvo drivers

by mark July 19, 2003

Falls Church City

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.

Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!

by Mark April 13, 2005

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Daink

A word used to describe stinky damp(moist) buds.

Damn that weed is daink. Ill take 2 killos

by Mark August 11, 2003

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

overneath

the opposite of underneath. You have to reach over, then under to reach it

I had to reach overneath to get it

by Mark December 15, 2003