Mark's definitions

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 3, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

foul

Really shitty.
Fucked up.
Rotten, spoiled.
Not right, psychologically.
Stolen.

Man, that blowjob was foul, she bit my dick!
That motherfucker was one foul biatch.
I'm not buying that shit, it's foul!

by mark August 7, 2003

gub

abbrev. from the greek. Sewer

thats not just a smelly hole its a gub

by mark October 12, 2003

smodash

a state of mind when one lives in the moment; considering the future, when one is conscious and aware of current circumstances and responds with unconstrained thoughts, emotion, and action.

Bob gave his speech today. When the audience began to ask questions, he was so damn smodash.

by Mark May 13, 2004

plymouth

A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).

Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.

Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.

by Mark May 7, 2004