Mark's definitions

airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit

i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns

by mark March 29, 2004

markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.

Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.

by Mark March 31, 2005

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Fuckwad

A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.

'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'

by Mark November 29, 2004

Fo Shozle

Used my the new-age white gangsters

Wunna smoke some crack
Fo shozle nugga

by Mark December 7, 2004

Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

by Mark July 6, 2004