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plymouth

A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).

Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.
Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.
by Mark May 7, 2004
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Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).
"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"
by Mark March 31, 2020
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Frinkahedron

"This is a 3-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."

-Professor John Frink, The Simpsons
A frinkahedron has 6 sides.
by Mark April 22, 2004
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schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
"That guy is a total schoeffel"
by Mark April 24, 2004
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one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.
by Mark August 5, 2004
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gub

thats not just a smelly hole its a gub
by mark October 12, 2003
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foul

Really shitty.
Fucked up.
Rotten, spoiled.
Not right, psychologically.
Stolen.
Man, that blowjob was foul, she bit my dick!
That motherfucker was one foul biatch.
I'm not buying that shit, it's foul!
by mark August 7, 2003
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