Mark's definitions

naise

Insane german with homosexual tendencies. Likes to wear ladies underwear.

Clemens, why do they call you Naise?

by mark February 8, 2004

penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

hurl

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

by Mark June 24, 2004

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

kahz

a totally dope kid who looked up his name on google and found some bullshit.

kahz is the one guy who will always have the back of his friends and foes.

by mark March 8, 2004