Mark's definitions

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 1, 2004

Fossy

Excellent at online games, The fossy is a mysterious figure to be reckoned with.

<|_emon> Damn nice shot mr fossy!
<Mr.Fossy>Yes I know.... (disapears ina puff of smoke>

by Mark September 3, 2004

nirvana

great band they had simplicity in their music and didnt need and computerized crap like linkin park and limp bizkit. Nirvana and other seatlle grunge bands gave us a few years of good music and then it gradually turned to mainstream stuff which is all about looks and who appears the most "ghetto"

A great band

by mark September 7, 2003

locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

by Mark January 26, 2003

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003