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Goldfarb

verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.
1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.
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Writer's Block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing
Mark has writer's block, so he can't write the script to a movie that had a great start. His writer's block was caused by his annoying nephew who stifled creativity. He claims if his nephew was around J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter would never exist.
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A International terrorist organisation knwon for the "Red sunday" incident, in which they massacred rival faction 3D.
The ringleader, Carlos the Jackal aka (namnori) has multiple charges of bombing, murder and paedophilia
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A ginga minga, who pushes mongo.



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" Damn, Mike D,, Theres kooks all over the show"
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4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.
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