Mario Rogic's definitions

Jobe

A simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.

Origin: Movie, The Lawnmower Man.

If you talk to Derek or KickFag, they seem like such Jobes. Are you sure they aren't retarded?

by Mario Rogic April 13, 2006

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003

Yiff

v. To make love to a plush animal.

adj. "Yiffy" A plush animal that has been spooged on.

I think KickFag gets yiffy with that plush tiger in his room.

by Mario Rogic January 17, 2003

strum

v. Masturbate, jerk off, wanker.

Javi was caught strumming in the bathroom with KickFag.

by Mario Rogic January 17, 2003

oh knats

The word "stank ho" spelled backwards. Covert way of alerting someone of the presence of a nasty ho. Origin: TV show, In Living Color.

Hide the chips and beer, two oh knats just walked in the room.

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003

B5 Guy

A socially awkward fan of the Babylon 5 franchise. Particularly the ones who use the series to escape their lack of grounding in the real world.

B5 Guy failed animation class again, because he spent all his time downloading models of Babylon 5.

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003

Yenta

Yiddish - Meddler, gossiper, meddlesome, busybody, nuisance. Mostly Judaic and female.

Those three Yentas keep trying to set me up with their grandsons.

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003