idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

ye son

the e werd or jus do ye son

ooo ye son
joojust do ye son

by mario July 12, 2003

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 08, 2004

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

by Mario November 09, 2004

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003