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jock

Person dedicated to sports...date and f*ck cheerleaders or any girl they want
that jock is awesome...i ll totaly f#$k him
by Mario November 12, 2003
mugGet the jockmug.

Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie
Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!
by MARIO December 8, 2004
mugGet the Spooge Cannonmug.

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.
hairy naaaaaaaz also simon
by mario November 10, 2003
mugGet the Mustachiomug.

Casual Gamer

People who judge games by their plot or graphics are casual gamers, as opposed to true gamers, who would rather play a game than watch it.
People who own an xbox are casual gamers, and so are the majority of people who own playstations. Casual gamers are ruining the industry for the rest of us. I wish gaming was still just for geeks.
by Mario July 24, 2004
mugGet the Casual Gamermug.

Accountability

The Ability to Count
by Mario November 21, 2003
mugGet the Accountabilitymug.

mariospenis

by Mario November 9, 2004
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trucha

Trucha.
by Mario August 28, 2003
mugGet the truchamug.

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