Mario's definitions

cock wrangler

A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands

"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"

by Mario November 2, 2004

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005