Definitions by Maria more

misteltoe pants 

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

misteltoe pants by Maria more December 24, 2022

sodium sticks 

IWate retention in the fingers that occurs after eating too much salty food.

OMG! After having 3 margaritas with my Chinese food, my fingers are total sodium sticks and I can’t get my rings off!

sodium sticks by Maria more December 24, 2020

Anti-Fauci 

People who live life on the edge- without a mask!

This Christmas, I am going Anti-Fauci; I am having my fish dinner on Christmas Eve with my 38 first cousins!

Anti-Fauci by Maria more December 24, 2020

fursey 

When a cat or dog drags its butt acrossed the carpet.

Bella just did a fursey on the bran new carpet.

fursey by Maria more June 17, 2018

bull gas 

Bull gas

When you’re having anal sex and the guy pulls out and the girl farts

Woah! Amy’s bull gas totally reeked of eggs!

bull gas by Maria more May 10, 2018