bull gas

Bull gas

When you’re having anal sex and the guy pulls out and the girl farts

Woah! Amy’s bull gas totally reeked of eggs!

by Maria more May 10, 2018

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

Anti-Fauci

People who live life on the edge- without a mask!

This Christmas, I am going Anti-Fauci; I am having my fish dinner on Christmas Eve with my 38 first cousins!

by Maria more December 24, 2020

fursey

When a cat or dog drags its butt acrossed the carpet.

Bella just did a fursey on the bran new carpet.

by Maria more June 17, 2018

sodium sticks

IWate retention in the fingers that occurs after eating too much salty food.

OMG! After having 3 margaritas with my Chinese food, my fingers are total sodium sticks and I can’t get my rings off!

by Maria more December 24, 2020