congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.

Save it, I'm thoroughly congealed.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

well-meaning

well-meaning: adj. Maliciously intending harm while pretending to do good.

Of all my well-meaning friends, he is the most dangerous.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

man

man: noun. A generic term for any administration, institution, law enforcement agency, rule giving organization; any restrictive body that would limit or constrain in any way an individuals liberties.

Screwing the man. Avoiding the man. Losing the man. Leaving the man. Going to bed with the man. Joining the man. Beating the man. I got caught by the man. I'll never work for the man again.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

fahrrrriend

farrrriend: exclamation. Greeting to a fellow human that humorously suggests that neither parties are particularly bright, but none-the-less, entertain an amicable relationship.

Fahrrrriend! (no response for a few seconds) Fahrrrriend!(reply)

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

damage

damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.

He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

colloogle

colloogle: noun. A collage of images found on Google.

This colloogle was made by entering the words "donkey" and "strange" on Google Image.

by Marcus Macdonald May 24, 2008

illputer

illputer: noun, An electronic information storage and processing device, meant to make our lives easier, but tends to complicate it.

I have lost my mind on the illputer.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008