Definitions by Marcus Intalex

Valley Freeway 

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

Valley Freeway by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

The Laziest Men On mars 

The techno group that composed the song "Invasion of the Gabber Robots," the soundtrack to the world-famous "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" video.

Dude, the Laziest Men on Mars kick ass.

The Laziest Men On mars by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.

Dude, let's go to Burnside and pick up some hos.

Burnside by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

your mom's pussy 

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

your mom's pussy by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Hillside Strangler 

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

Hillside Strangler by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

bommalusch 

Generic positive adjective. Synonymous with "cool" or "rad." It is generally accepted that the word was invented by Seattle-area Jungle DJ "Notorious Abe," while he was playing Tony Hawk. Common usage of the slang is limited primarily to the South Puget Sound Area, where Abe's cru and friends picked up on the word and brought it into common use.

"This video game is the bommalusch."

"No you got it all wrong, I am the supreme bommalusch."

"That's a bommalusch shirt you've got on, Olivia."

"Matrix Reloaded is the most Bommalusch movie EVER!"

bommalusch by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

South Tacoma Way 

The street in Tacoma, Washington where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate. South Tacoma Way is near McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis, two of the nation's largest military installations. As such, it sports the largest adult entertainment district in the Pacific Northwest, a sprawling metropolis of porn shops, strip clubs, and streetwalkers.

"My girlfriend works at a joint on South Tacoma Way."

South Tacoma Way by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003