14 definitions by Marcus Intalex

Valley Freeway

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.

Dude, let's go to Burnside and pick up some hos.

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

Notorious A.B.E.

Mid-to-late 90s' spelling and pronunciation of Notorious Abe's name. This particular spelling and pronounciation went out of style when the real biggie was shot and died.

"Hahaha, I challenge the Notorious A.B.E. to a freestyle battle."

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

Notorious Abe

The supreme pimp of the Pacific Northwest

"Dude, I wish I could spin records as good as Notorious Abe."

"Woah, I wish I had the same taste in women as Notorious Abe."

"Man, wouldn't it be awesome if my car was as cool as Notorious Abe's?"

"Notorious Abe is way cooler than I am."

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

The Laziest Men On mars

The techno group that composed the song "Invasion of the Gabber Robots," the soundtrack to the world-famous "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" video.

Dude, the Laziest Men on Mars kick ass.

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

your mom's pussy

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003

Hillside Strangler

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003