Marcus Intalex's definitions

Hillside Strangler

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Valley Freeway

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

The Laziest Men On mars

The techno group that composed the song "Invasion of the Gabber Robots," the soundtrack to the world-famous "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" video.

Dude, the Laziest Men on Mars kick ass.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.

Dude, let's go to Burnside and pick up some hos.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

South Tacoma Way

The street in Tacoma, Washington where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate. South Tacoma Way is near McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis, two of the nation's largest military installations. As such, it sports the largest adult entertainment district in the Pacific Northwest, a sprawling metropolis of porn shops, strip clubs, and streetwalkers.

"My girlfriend works at a joint on South Tacoma Way."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

your mom's pussy

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Low Frequency Bootilator

Another word for Notorious Abe behind the decks.

"She was fine, until she got zapped with the sounds of the Low Frequency Bootilator."

by Marcus Intalex May 18, 2003