Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 04, 2005

Bar Bitch

the person who always ends up getting the rounds in

'get me my drink, bar bitch'

by Marc January 21, 2004

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 04, 2005

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

bowing

interjection. Mispronunciation of "boring" when interupting a person speaking about an uninteresting subject, brought into popularity by Homestar Runner on www.homestarrunner.com

So we take the hypoteneuse of the triangle and using logorhythm of the apex, we can plainly ...

... BOWING! Let's talk about something else.

by Marc February 24, 2004

Soo Bahk Do

A martial art created by Hwang Kee of Korea. Its purpose is unification of the body, mind, and spirit. Its practitioners focus not on besting others, but on bettering themselves. Formerly known as "Tang Soo Do," Soo Bahk Do and traditional martial arts like it should be considered artforms and practices; never sport.

If you want a quality martial art with goals of honoring tradition and bettering the self... you should check out Soo Bahk Do.

More information at www.soobahkdo.com

by Marc December 28, 2003

Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.

Taoism, "The way"

by marc February 19, 2004