smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 01, 2004

bloast

Beating someone up

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up

by Marc June 05, 2004

ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004

cheat

1. verb. To be sexually unfaithful either breaking a promise of sexual fidelity or lying about sexual encounters.

2. verb. To surruptitiosly copy answers from another student in school in order to hide the lack of knowledge of the curriculum.

3. proper noun "The Cheat". An animated character from www.homestarrunner.com who is characterized by his short yellow body and unintelligible speech.

4. noun. In video games, a code (whether secret or published) or a series of movements (whether intentionally programmed or a glitch or coded by the player) input by the player in order to achieve one or more of the following:

a. enhance one's abilities in game play such as unlimited ammunition, enhanced or normally unavailable weapons, or God Mode;

b. unlock hidden easter eggs

c. unlock otherwise unavailable levels of play (see the Mario series of games)

d. (when coded by the player) to gain an unfair advantage in multiplayer competition

1. That cheating bitch fucked my best friend, so I decided to break up with her.

2. I didn't study for the test, but I got a kick-ass grade anyway because my bro Jay let me cheat.

3. Homestarrunner.com has flash cartoons featuring funny characters like Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and his little lackey The Cheat.

4. Carol is the biggest video game geek in town. Whenever a new game comes out, we can always look to her to find all the latest cheats.

by Marc February 24, 2004

adihash

Gives You Speed!!!!!!!!!!!

Created and distobuted by the Adihash factory of Jamaica

by Marc June 02, 2004

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005