Marc's definitions

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

mukjes

Selection markers

Did you update the mukjes.

by marc May 9, 2003

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific

I won!! Thats fun funasuperific

by marc December 6, 2004

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.

"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"

by Marc February 14, 2004

Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.

"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"

by Marc December 7, 2004

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005