Manx Bloke's definitions

Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.

Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"

by Manx bloke January 2, 2007

Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.

"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

Jesus

Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).

"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995

by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.

A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"

by Manx Bloke February 7, 2013