Manx Bloke's definitions

spamoid

An insult. Used to describe a person as idiotic, foolish, clumsy, and slightly geeky.

Ste: "Why are you soaked in beer?"
Andy: "Because Ian the Spamoid just spilled my pint all down me!"

by Manx bloke October 28, 2006

wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.

A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"

by Manx Bloke February 7, 2013

Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.

Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"

by Manx bloke January 2, 2007

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.

"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

High Green

The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.

"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"

by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007