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Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.
"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Wanked Out

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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So Like

A term used to emphasise or say something, followed by a short pause or spoken comma. Often used in conjuction with the term "Whatever"
(Each part of the sentence must be spoken as a question).

Originated from those fuckwit teenagers in america.
"So Corey and I went to the movies, and he was so like all over me, and I was so like get off me, and he was so like stop being so frigid, and i was so like whatever, and so I so like got up and left"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.
"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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B'Day

Beyonce's amusingly titled second album.
"I've just cleaned my arse out using the B'Day, the gatefold sleeve came in particularly handy"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Jesus

Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).
"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995
by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007
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Political Correctness

Political Correctness - The ideal that forces people, through peer-pressure, to use certain words or act in a certain way as to not cause offence to anyone.

Taking the idea of equality to the extreme.

Often championed by the BBC, who not only use politically correct terms, but often use the "token black man/token female" in many programmes and features.

A tool frequently used by New Labour.

The eradicator of free-speech.

The root of everything that is wrong with society today.
A shot-arse is not "physically challenged", he/she is a short arse.
A dumbass is not "mentally challenged", he/she is a dumbass.
A binman is not a "refuse collector", he/she is a binman.
A postman is not a "letter carrier", he/she is a postman.
The loser in a boxing match did not "finish second place", he/she lost!

Political Correctness is a plague on modern society.
by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007
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