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A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
Get the Belle of the ball mug.A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
Get the Little Hobbit mug.A fight between manlets. Usually about which one of the petite and effeminate manlets should get to marry Brock Lesnar. The loser is then ritualistically sacrificed in the manlet pit by being forced to stumble around on burning stilts until the vanquished manlet eventually falls into the flames below. All the while the surrounding sissy manlets sing Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman.
Why are there two oiled up, bikini-clad manlets squabbling over a pair of height boosting insoles over there? Who cares? It's just a catfight. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Get the catfight mug.A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Get the Napoleon complex deluxe mug.A male that is 4ft11 to 5ft4 is a turbo-manlet. As a particularly stunted member of the manlet family, the turbo-manlet eternally resides at the very bottom of the social food chain. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, the turbo-manlet harbors what can (ironically) only be described as a colossal hatred for women and society but mostly for himself. Utterly insignificant, deeply insecure, inherently effeminate and unquestionably pathetic, the turbo-manlet represents the quintessence of manletism.
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
Get the Turbo-manlet mug.The preferred footwear of manlets. Also often worn by women. With his fragile confidence boosted by prancing around in 9 inch high heels, a petite and effeminate manlet can cast off the shackles of his manletism-induced Napoleon complex and embrace his inherent effeminacy, thereby finally realizing his lifelong dream of becoming the prettiest princess in all of the land. The belle of the ball, indeed.
Lol, is that compensating runt of a sissy manlet boy wearing high heels over there? He sure is. Man card revoked. Oh wait... he never had one!
by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024
Get the high heels mug.The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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