A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.
Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
Get the Midget Gangmug. The malaria manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a diminutive and diseased, microscopically minuscule little midget monstrosity who has contracted malaria because of the stuntedly swamplike living conditions that he endures due to amusingly having little baby legs and therefore standing so low that one would have to pick him up just to say hello. If the petite and puny malaria manlet surprisingly survives the gaping wound left by the infectious bite of a to him dragonlike mosquito, then he will subsequently begin to suffer from explosive diarrhea, hobbit feet, Napoleon complex psychosis and of course uncontrollable bouts of manlet rage before finally metamorphosing into a murloc manlet and wearily waddling away to effeminately frolic around in a nearby puddle like the girlishly fairylike runt of a sexy sissy manlet princess that his mouselike manletism has hilariously forever doomed him to be. Malaria manlets BTFO.
Maria: Did you hear that Tiny Tom called in sick today again? Manmore: Good, I never liked that subhumanly stunted little malaria manlet anyway! Maria: Me neither. Manlets are just gross! Manmore: Short people got no reason. Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the malaria manletmug. The murderous manlet is an outrageously overcompensating, grotesquely gnomish and severely stunted sexy sissy manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) who has childishly channeled his short man's syndrome-induced manlet rage into the pursuit and furtherance of criminal endeavors, which he is forced to conduct by the cowardly use of dwarfish manipulation tactics as he is obviously far too short to ever be looked up to as real man and a leader. The 5ft2 turbo-manlet Charles Milles Maddox "Manlet Boy" Manson, a misanthropic manlet and myopic manlet par excellence, learned the consequences of this lowly behavior the hard way when he was brutally bullied and turned into a prison wife manlet by the manmores of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang while incarcerated in the early 1970's after brainwashing his feeble-minded cult followers into committing an escalating series of violent crimes in California in the late 1960's and early 1970's, culminating in the horrific Tate murders on the night of August 8, 1969. Remember kids, say no to drugs, never trust a manlet and height is a choice!
Bagel Boss Manlet: Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss! Towering manmore: Lol, don't go all murderous manlet on me, you silly, little midget boy! What's wrong? Did your mommy drop your pacifier? Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
Get the murderous manletmug. A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 01, 2024
Get the Short Kingmug. Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.
Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
Get the Manlet detectedmug. The preferred footwear of manlets. Also often worn by women. With his fragile confidence boosted by prancing around in 9 inch high heels, a petite and effeminate manlet can cast off the shackles of his manletism-induced Napoleon complex and embrace his inherent effeminacy, thereby finally realizing his lifelong dream of becoming the prettiest princess in all of the land. The belle of the ball, indeed.
Lol, is that compensating runt of a sissy manlet boy wearing high heels over there? He sure is. Man card revoked. Oh wait... he never had one!
by ManletDepreciator August 04, 2024
Get the high heelsmug. A fight between manlets. Usually about which one of the petite and effeminate manlets should get to marry Brock Lesnar. The loser is then ritualistically sacrificed in the manlet pit by being forced to stumble around on burning stilts until the vanquished manlet eventually falls into the flames below. All the while the surrounding sissy manlets sing Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman.
Why are there two oiled up, bikini-clad manlets squabbling over a pair of height boosting insoles over there? Who cares? It's just a catfight. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Get the catfightmug.