Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
by Maniconwords February 12, 2025
He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.
by Maniconwords December 31, 2024
Billy didn't really think it through all the way when he thought that becoming a woman would help his chances of scoring with the lesbian community. They can see his transtamp a mile away even with his cloths on.
by Maniconwords June 02, 2025
The kind of sex that one's gives that leaves the other baffled on how amazing it was.
Can also be used as code for eagerly wanting to bump uglies while giving others the impression that it's a peace negotiation.
It's the opposite to getting a Wham Bam Than You Mam!
Can also be used as code for eagerly wanting to bump uglies while giving others the impression that it's a peace negotiation.
It's the opposite to getting a Wham Bam Than You Mam!
"She couldn't stop hittn' me up after our first Pow Wpw left her unable to think about anything else."
"Exvuse us for a moment. Daddy and I need to have a Pow Wow!"
"Exvuse us for a moment. Daddy and I need to have a Pow Wow!"
by Maniconwords August 03, 2024
by Maniconwords August 03, 2024
The male version of Twerkn'. A pathetic display of desperation by a man wobbling his balls to let the females know that he's available for sex and that it's good.
Can also be known as the "Hey Bert" or "Twerkn' Me Ernie"
Can also be known as the "Hey Bert" or "Twerkn' Me Ernie"
by Maniconwords July 29, 2025
Gapoontite my dear.
by Maniconwords July 13, 2024