Shomiriation

I stood there in shomiriation at the utter stupidity of the asshole who invented “dorktionary.”
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Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him
"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"
by Mandatory Carry May 05, 2024
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Dorktionary

A collection of words unique to the user (including words invented by the user) and their definition(s).
“Does ‘dorktionary’ have a ‘t’ or no?”
“I would say yes.”
You know, asking if it has a t or not is probably a pretty good example of dorktionary. Answer is too…”
by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025
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Japalish

Words and customs derived from Japanese and English origins. Despite it's racist sound, the word itself is entirely neutral.
Waifu is generally identified as the first true Japalish word; It is Japanese, derived from the English "wife"; It returned to English with a slight change in emphasis.
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Conjecture

An unproven statement believed to be true by the speaker.
I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.
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Assault Weapon

A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.
Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.
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