Definitions by Mandatory Carry

Autocorrect

"Autocorrect is a software feature that automatically detects and fixes spelling mistakes, typos, or formatting errors as you type."
It is also written "aitcirruct" and hundreds of other intentional misspellings to reflect autocorrects ability to FALE completely.

Autocorrect changed "laways" to "layaways" instead of "always." Fucking aitcirukt!

Autocorrect by Mandatory Carry October 10, 2026

Iranimé

Iranimé (often mispelt 'Iranime' or as 'Iranian Anime') generally refers to the growing movement of blending Japanese animation techniques with traditional Iranian storytelling, culture, and folklore
Also used as a reference to Iran declaring war on the US.

The Twenty-first Century will be marked in the history books by the advent of Iranimé.

Iranimé by Mandatory Carry October 10, 2026

Tweeker Tech

Anything that looks like it was built with spare parts or parts left over from some other building project. Laways inferior in quality of workmanship and materials.

Also written "Tweaker Tech."

"Dude, look at that electrical box, pure tweeker tech. He's got wires running literally everywhere, none of them are the same, the connections are every which size, holy shit."
"DID HE GET THAT CURCUIT BREAK OUT OF A DUMPSTER?!"
"Looks like it, ya, look, it's cracked and it had a fire at some point..."
"That's it, rip every bit of this shit out!!!! Fucking Tweekers!!!!!"

Tweeker Tech by Mandatory Carry June 18, 2026

Assault Weapon 

A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.

Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.

Assault Weapon by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

Conjecture

An unproven statement believed to be true by the speaker.

I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.

Conjecture by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

Shomiriation

Shock and admiration or shocked admiration.

I stood there in shomiriation at the utter stupidity of the asshole who invented “dorktionary.”

Shomiriation by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025

Dorktionary 

A collection of words unique to the user (including words invented by the user) and their definition(s).

“Does ‘dorktionary’ have a ‘t’ or no?”
“I would say yes.”
“You know, asking if it has a t or not is probably a pretty good example of dorktionary. Answer is too…”

Dorktionary by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025