Definitions by Mandatory Carry
Assault Weapon
A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.
Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.
Assault Weapon by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025
Conjecture
I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.
Conjecture by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025
Shomiriation
Shomiriation by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025
Dorktionary
A collection of words unique to the user (including words invented by the user) and their definition(s).
“Does ‘dorktionary’ have a ‘t’ or no?”
“I would say yes.”
“You know, asking if it has a t or not is probably a pretty good example of dorktionary. Answer is too…”
“I would say yes.”
“You know, asking if it has a t or not is probably a pretty good example of dorktionary. Answer is too…”
Dorktionary by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025
Undead Chronic XIV
A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him
"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"
"And how did that work out for you?"
Undead Chronic XIV by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024
Japalish
Words and customs derived from Japanese and English origins. Despite it's racist sound, the word itself is entirely neutral.
Waifu is generally identified as the first true Japalish word; It is Japanese, derived from the English "wife"; It returned to English with a slight change in emphasis.
Japalish by Mandatory Carry July 4, 2023