decimating

To decrease by 1/10, hence the prefix deci.
Aww, only 10%? At least I can say I was decimating that test.
by ManMan36 May 23, 2016
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tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
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last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.
I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!
by ManMan36 April 19, 2016
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symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.
That is a symphysy.
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
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Ewwsic

A: Are you listening to that ewwsic again?
B: No, I am listening to Justin Bieber.
A: So, yes.
by ManMan36 June 17, 2016
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cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.
by ManMan36 May 16, 2016
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