Definitions by ManMan36
tv hammer
The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
vlog
VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.
symphysy
The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.
That is a symphysy.
iron bicep
iron bicep by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
classic witch notation
When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
classic witch notation by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
nosterday
Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.
Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.
Narcissist
When voting for a new word:
Fred:
A god, deity, someone you worship.
Defined by Fred
Me: Narcissist. rejects
Fred:
A god, deity, someone you worship.
Defined by Fred
Me: Narcissist. rejects
Narcissist by ManMan36 July 2, 2016