Mamma Murder's definitions

a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.

"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.

by mamma murder January 22, 2011

vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

freezer fur

slang term for, "freezer burn".

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".

"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

stount

It's a term to describe the way a lady looks while still maintaining respect for her.

It means that she's dressed well and has the confidence to wear it.

Her head's up, shoulder's squared, and eyes have a strong stare.

A stount girl will make you smile for the simple fact that you need it. Then, that stount girl will kill it and eat it.

"Oh dat girl was lookin' straight stount last night!"

Yeah, boi! Her confidence was a stain you can't wipe off!

by mamma murder September 9, 2010

gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.

Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!

by mamma murder September 9, 2010

pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)

Come to my school and get pimpmatized!

by mamma murder July 12, 2010