Definitions by Mamma Murder

a.q.r. syndrome 

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.

"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.

a.q.r. syndrome by mamma murder January 22, 2011

wreck

slang term for murder.

If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.

wreck by mamma murder December 16, 2010

touched 

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

touched by mamma murder December 16, 2010

vampire tan 

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

vampire tan by mamma murder December 16, 2010

freezer fur 

slang term for, "freezer burn".

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.

freezer fur by mamma murder December 16, 2010

the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".

"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"

the skreezies by mamma murder December 16, 2010

stount 

It's a term to describe the way a lady looks while still maintaining respect for her.

It means that she's dressed well and has the confidence to wear it.

Her head's up, shoulder's squared, and eyes have a strong stare.

A stount girl will make you smile for the simple fact that you need it. Then, that stount girl will kill it and eat it.

"Oh dat girl was lookin' straight stount last night!"

Yeah, boi! Her confidence was a stain you can't wipe off!

stount by mamma murder September 9, 2010