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Definitions by Malicious Matt

Eric Clapton 

Eric Clapton was born in Surrey, England, 30 March 1945. One of the finest blues guitarists of his generation. Played awesome guitar with The Yardbirds, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers (possibly some of his greatest work), and Cream. Other bands included the short-lived Blind Faith and Derek and The Dominos, before going solo with great success. Clapton's nicknames are "Slowhand", and even "God". Is a great player, but "greatest on the planet"? I dunno, he may not even be the greatest in Surrey (Jeff Beck grew up not too far from Clapton). Anyway, its debatable, but who wants to talk about music when you can be enjoying it instead?
1. Eric Clapton is a great guitar player, but what on earth does Roger Waters (also a great artist in his own right) have to do with anything?

2. Buddy Guy doesnt believe that you HAVE to be black to play the blues, neither did BB, Freddie and Albert, or Muddy Waters, so who the hell am I to argue with them?
Eric Clapton by Malicious Matt September 26, 2005

Chin glove 

Another name for a goatee - a type of beard that only covers the chin and mustache areas, and sometimes just the chin.
Chin glove by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005

Hungry Heart 

What everybody's got, according to Bruce Springsteen.
Got a wife and kids in baltimore jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back
Like a river that don’t know where it’s flowing
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going

Everybody’s got a hungry heart
Everybody’s got a hungry heart
Lay down your money and you play your part
Everybody’s got a hungry heart
Hungry Heart by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005
Sprunk, a type of soda pop found in Grand Theft Auto games, especially San Andreas (but also Vice City; check out the Kaufman Cabs headquarters, there's a vending machine there) is a parody of the carbonated lemon lime drink Sprite. Sprunk comes in a grenade-shaped can hence the marketing tagline, which says it has an "explosive, bursting flavour".
Pedestrian: My heart dont pump no Sprunk!
Sprunk by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005

For all intensive purposes 

Nonsense, it means nothing. Its what people say when they really mean to say "for all intents and purposes".
1. For all intents and purposes = Correct

2. To all intents and purposes = Correct

3. For all intensive purposes = WRONG! You should have paid attention in English class!
ditto mark: a mark used to indicate the word above it should be repeated
repeat an action or statement; "The next speaker dittoed her argument".

The word "ditto" is commonly used as a way of saying "me too", or "I agree".
Person 1: "I hate you!"
Person 2: "Ditto!"

Person 3: "I love this song!"
person 3: "Ditto!"
Ditto by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005
A very nice cat............
Careful, that Tiger will tear you apart!
Tiger by Malicious Matt September 4, 2005