Definitions by Malfunctioning Printer Water

Unitestatesamerica

"United States of America" combined

A: who's the president of Unitestatesamerica
B: Donald Trump

Unitestatesamerica by Malfunctioning Printer Water January 28, 2026

Bytebeat

Some shitty one-liner music made by code

examples of dumbass shitty easy bytebeat codes
sine wave 128 + 127*sin(t/50)
42 melody t*(42&t>>10)
siersprinki melody t&t>>8
a bytebeat 20*t*t*(t>>11)/7

Bytebeat by Malfunctioning Printer Water November 11, 2025

Koisk

Misspelling of "Kiosk"

A: Koisk
B: Jskkrkrktk

D: koordinatsystem

H: h

Koisk by Malfunctioning Printer Water November 10, 2025

AZZZAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

a joke for someone when they walk past by

A:*walks by*
B: AZZZAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
A: I'll tell the principal

AZZZAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL by Malfunctioning Printer Water November 10, 2025

Hsjsijfkfngnfckfkkkckkkk...f...f.fkdkslssxxbxbbwjj

Hdhj c c vcmmd smms d roei ki ognfnc c gofkrldnf f fjf c fnf ddxm,.,,.,.,ikenr

A: skknf c c c cccfkwl
B: Hsjsijfkfngnfckfkkkckkkk...f...f.fkdkslssxxbxbbwjj
C: hahahdirorkfmfmfnfnfdssmnc
B: jskkrkrktk f f
C: okklrppepe ofo rnrnfnckk.,
A: jjjfjjfjslllall???@?#?hj
H:h

Hsjsijfkfngnfckfkkkckkkk...f...f.fkdkslssxxbxbbwjj by Malfunctioning Printer Water November 1, 2025

67

Two digits of numbers as an internet meme.

A: Hey!
B: What?
A: 67!
B: I hope you die in deep, harsh he'll.

67 by Malfunctioning Printer Water November 1, 2025