Definitions by Malcolm Turntable

jedi pie 

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

jedi pie by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag 

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

douchefag by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

whelephant 

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.

The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.

whelephant by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

cereal, man 

A substitute for the word OK.

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"

cereal, man by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

dwarfed giant 

The average height for a human being.

Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.

dwarfed giant by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Ali F 

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

Ali F by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

plateboard 

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

plateboard by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009