Malcolm Turntable's definitions

Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.

"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Fritzls

A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.

"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Ali F

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

chessers

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009