Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.

"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

whelephant

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.

The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

chessers

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009