jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

plateboard

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

whelephant

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.

The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

chessers

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009