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Netshitz

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.
I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
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VIAGDERALL

The Russian drug that combines Viagra, Adderall, Vodka, Tanning Spray, Mind Control and small hands... which is supplied to Trump by (VP™ Collusion Pharmacology Labs).
It took me a while... but it’s the Russian made VIAGDERALL pills (that Trump takes daily ); which is the ‘dope’ that Putin has on this president. Side effects include everything!
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
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Logic-Centrist

The political affiliation which uses logical methods for understanding the various polarizing arguments and rationale; but focus on the majority political desire for a shared agenda of logic and inclusion.
I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
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Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.
I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
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Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
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Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019
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Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019
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