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Definitions by Major Thomas Randle

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!
DDD by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

CLONEGRESS 

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).
Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.
CLONEGRESS by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018

Sears-Years 

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.
Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.
Sears-Years by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018

Sarskeptic 

Someone who is: Sarcastic, Skeptical and filled with Criticism.
I realized that I was using being overly SARSKEPTIC after I listened to my clever but endless mouthing of negative attacks.
Sarskeptic by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018

POTUS-PLIMP-1 

(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.
I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......

so-so-protest 

A protest in which the subject and enthusiasm is minimal.
The protest was more of a ‘so-so-protest’; due to the small numbers of people whom seemed to care enough to attend.

Sir Lancelot 

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
Sir Lancelot by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018