Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Maggie T

DEIversity Hire

Fat, ugly, chick hired to present TV shows instead of proper “auto-cuties.” Or a tranny.

As she struck another blow for the sisterhood, DEIversity hire, Gargantua, couldn’t understand her paucity of ratings. Or soap.

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Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

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Monkey Vox. Nasty disease spread by homosexuals. And the Eurovision Song Contest. (Monkey Pox).

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Monkey Vox by Maggie T November 24, 2025

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Diversity is our strength. And that poor bastard probably consented to homocide. Bleurgh!

Homocide by Maggie T November 24, 2025

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Bob really enjoyed knowing his football team was owned by a burger wog.

Burger Wog by Maggie T November 22, 2025

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UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce

How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.

Crab by Maggie T November 21, 2025

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“Try telling it to my face, not my tits.” She said as she burned his clothes.

Tits by Maggie T November 21, 2025

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