Maggie T's definitions

Pepe Calvert

The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe

Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert

by Maggie t July 28, 2018

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Gay Salt

Sugar.

A latte with extra gay salt please. Then remove the pineapple from my rectum.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Tits

The bits that dudes talk to .

“Try telling it to my face, not my tits.” She said as she burned his clothes.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Crab

UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce

How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Burger Wog

A citizen of the USA

Bob really enjoyed knowing his football team was owned by a burger wog.

by Maggie T November 22, 2025

Homocide

Death by misadventure in the pursuit of sexual kicks.

Diversity is our strength. And that poor bastard probably consented to homocide. Bleurgh!

by Maggie T November 24, 2025