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Get the Homocide mug.At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.
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No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
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CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
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Get the Crab mug.The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
by Maggie t July 28, 2018
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