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Burger Wog

Bob really enjoyed knowing his football team was owned by a burger wog.
by Maggie T November 22, 2025
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Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honourlong since discredited by the recipients
He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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Homocide

Death by misadventure in the pursuit of sexual kicks.
Diversity is our strength. And that poor bastard probably consented to homocide. Bleurgh!
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.
At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Crab

UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce
How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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Pepe Calvert

The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe
Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert
by Maggie t July 28, 2018
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