Maggie's definitions

slanted

to go beyond basic intoxication...

"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"

by Maggie January 21, 2004

buttload

a quantity of something numbering exactly 16

I ate a buttload of crackers today.

by maggie March 5, 2004

shew

it's just a noise... usually made when ya get annoyed, something unfortunate happens, you're sad/angry, or just bored

*chair breaks* shew!

by Maggie April 13, 2004

gillet

The underside of a dog's head.

When we rub Bruiser's gillet, he sticks his tongue out.

by Maggie March 5, 2005

red dot

another word , for that time of mounth

damn , im on my red dot

by maggie May 28, 2003

Evangeline Lilly

The highest source of heat on the planet Earth after the Sun.

I stood next to Evangeline Lilly on the subway, and got a bad sunburn.

by Maggie April 10, 2005

Double Speak

Words combined into a sentence, paragraph, speech, etc. SAY one thing, yet MEAN something different. As the American Native Peoples called the white man's words - He speaks with forked tongue

The council has agreed to the demands of all those detained without charge; they will be allowed weekly phone calls with family members.
WHAT IS NOT SAID:::The calls will be monitored, and the charges will be so expensive that the common man/woman's family cannot pay for the call.

by Maggie September 11, 2004