Mad Sclupu's definitions

Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

Thughugger

(n) A woman who will only date violent, uneducated chauvinistic, ignorant, unintelligible, pants saggin, "playas" with 20 kids by 21 different baby mommas. College educated brothas are especially shunned by these women. Complete opposite of Pro-stitute.

Guy: Hi Im an up and coming grad student who would like to take you out.
Thughugger: Hell to the naw. Go read a textbook or something college boy. Ewww, You smell like knowledge.
Thug: <slaps Thughugger in the face> Let's go bitch. Time is crackrock.
Thughugger: That's my man.

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

exbox

(n) Your ex-girlfriend's vaginia.

Guy1: Hey bro, can I play with your exbox?
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

Crackazine

A magazine for and about white people. Most notably all of the celebrity bullshit magazines that are in your face at the supermarket checkout stand. The crackazine will appeal to people who have no life and need up to the minute details on Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff and a host of other non ethnic persons whos only claim to fame is the ability to talk in front of a video camera (some can't even do that well). The most popular crackazines are People, Star, US Weekly and several others that feature starving melanin deficient PR creations.

Braindead: I need the latest scoop on Brad Pitt's rectal exam and a critique on who was wearing what at the annual Bullshit awards show.

Braindead2: Golly Gee, go pick up a crackazine.

by Mad Sclupu September 21, 2005

Navigate-whore

1. (n) A materialistic shallow female who shows interest in a man because he drives a luxury SUV or any luxury type vehicle. see also Escaladies

I can hear the navigate-whores over there clucking at passing cars.

by Mad Sclupu August 11, 2005

Athhole

(n) - Arrogant prima donna athlete. Combination of athlete and asshole.

Tiger Woods is a huge athhole.

by Mad Sclupu August 11, 2005

Tennessy

(n) - A mixed drink consisting of Tea and Hennessy. Also known as Sweet Yac.

Pour some Lipton's in that Hen-Dawg playa.

by Mad Sclupu August 4, 2005