Definitions by Mac Daddy Kings

Mizast 

The cross between a Mizug and a Dreamcast.

Sheeyit, I dun whooped yo ass on dis Mizast!

Mizast by Mac Daddy Kings July 2, 2003

FORD 

Frequently overrated dump.

1: "Man, my car broke down today, they said it was supposed to last me at least 1000 miles"
2: "Is it a Ford?"

FORD by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

verge

french for: dick, tallywacker, shlong, peter, etc.

Je suis l'homme avec le plus grand verge du monde!

verge by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

masturbathon 

1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest

1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon

masturbathon by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

vagin 

the french word for vagina.

J'aime le vagin!
trans. "I love vagina!"

vagin by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

erection 

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

erection by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003