MaTT's definitions

office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

by Matt December 16, 2003

burly

strong,bomb and nuke proof

burly banshee morphone

by matt December 14, 2003

18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

by Matt May 13, 2006

cyst

uhh little bubbles

some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.

by matt October 25, 2004

diddly

Nothing. Shortened version of "diddly-squat"

I sent my money in but I got diddly back.

by Matt October 7, 2003

Washou

The omgosh l33test druid on quellious, unlike that useless sweetypie trash that cybers everysingle person during a raid instead of doing what shes supposed to!

1) wash > sp
2) wash =/= dishes

by matt December 2, 2004

silence

1. (v.) Another word to avoid saying "to kill." Which is what one definition of silence means.

See also: abortion, put down to sleep

2. (v.) To make someone silent. (n.) A condition where there is absolutely/almost no sound.

You must silence her. *bang bang bang*

by Matt May 9, 2003