boochie boy

Ryan's dog and the name for Matt given to him by dusty

You are such a cute little boochie boy

by Matt April 09, 2005

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Mini Mosher

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.

Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are

by Matt December 12, 2003

carnal knowledge

Knowledge of sex etc. from a young age.

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge

by Matt March 11, 2004

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt March 13, 2007

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 15, 2003