MaTT's definitions

terard

A dyslexic retard.

TERARD - "?Ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler"

COUNSLER - "Shut the fuck up, bitch or I'll fucking beat your face in with a hammer."

by Matt March 18, 2004

Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

by Matt May 13, 2005

Sweak

When something is simultaniously sweet and weak.

It's sweak that my boss asked me to work overtime this weekend.

Sweet because of the overtime
Weak because of working on the weekend

by Matt October 22, 2004

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

perfekt

Andrea, who also happens to be perfect

"Andrea is perfekt"

by Matt September 3, 2003

ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated!

by Matt January 4, 2005

lof

laugh out faggot, because people are gay when they say lol

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!

by MATT July 2, 2003