MaTT's definitions

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.

John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.

by Matt May 22, 2007

mizzo

To be experiencing misery.

Yeah Malcolm was full mizzo about losing his erection during sex.

by matt November 18, 2007

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

Cribbar

Legendary wave found in Cornwall, England. Breaks upto heights of 30ft.

"That wave is fucking huge, It must be the cribbar. I'm not going out today."

by Matt October 26, 2007

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007

reflacted

Light that is both reflected and refracted.

The sky is blue because of the way light is reflacted in Earth's atmosphere.

by Matt December 30, 2007

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008