MaTT's definitions

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

mija

from a mixed blood guy from central pa


mi, ja

my understanding

(is not that different from urs)

hey mija,

u remind me, daughter, that understanding is like the air i breathe and the water i drink........how could i deny anyone this

by matt April 15, 2004

Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.

The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.

by Matt October 28, 2005

krayt

A big dragon lizard that can bite your head off. Themed to Star Wars.

Woah! That Krayt bit his head off!

by Matt April 13, 2004

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 7, 2004

K

Slang term for a fully auto assualt rifle named an AK-47

"It's game time and I'm ready to play
Gimme my remote and my remote is my K
I spray with it I'm from uptown
I gotta stay wit it
When we murder we know how to get away wit it"
- I Want It by B.G.

by matt January 3, 2007