MaTT's definitions

marul

To fall over oneself, often with no action to encourage the fall

"How'd he break his leg?"
"Oh, he maruled getting out of bed this morning"

by matt March 18, 2004

Naive

16 Year Old Girls.

Mary though that she couldn't get hurt in a moch pit. She was so naive

by Matt September 19, 2003

Wobbly H

A threesome consisting of a man doing a women from behind, while she bends over and sucks another mans cock. All three people are standing. They form a capital 'H'. With each thrust from the man, the H tends to wobble.

Mike and I got that college freshman up in our dorm room and did a wobbly h with her.

by Matt August 26, 2003

blaflabala

Meaning of life, also word used 2 reply 2 questions

How r u feelin? if u dnt wanna answa say blaflabala

by Matt March 19, 2005

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

by Matt May 13, 2004

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

Tomasian

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

by Matt February 20, 2005