MaTT's definitions

ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

by Matt June 19, 2005

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

Rag Chewing

A term, normally used among ham radio operators, to indicate a period of conversation over 30 minutes. Also can be used in reference to a telephone conversation, or any contact between two people over a half an hour.

"Me and Eric rag chewed for a few hours last night about his time in the Army"

by Matt December 5, 2003

spicket

A rapid firing firearm, which dispersses death at an insanely quick rate with no apprehension as to women children or babies

"you hit his ass with the spas-12, that shits not even a bucket, its a god damn spicket

by matt June 20, 2003

stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance

i am stuipid

by Matt January 13, 2004