MaTT's definitions

wallbanger

It is a drink with mixes Red Bull and Vodka.

"After drinking too many wallbangers, he threw up on himself but not before having the best night of his life"

by Matt March 7, 2005

first turkey

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

by matt March 7, 2005

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Rajay

the indian of all indians

"Wow u smell like indian" "No i smell like Rajay"

by Matt November 17, 2004

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007