MaTT's definitions

Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

by Matt October 17, 2004

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 7, 2005

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.

Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!

by matt November 26, 2003