MaTT's definitions

kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

by Matt May 22, 2004

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

dang foo

Used to express surprise or complete hatred.

Dang Foo!! You jacked up my car!

by Matt March 14, 2005

erate

Also known as arate and alrate. A quick way of saying of all right. Formed originally in Stoke On Trent but now widespread across the north west

Person 1 : Erate there?
Peron 2 : Ai not too bad, hows you
Person 1 : Erate cant complain

by matt November 11, 2004

dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005