gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

by matt August 17, 2006

money shot

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye

I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!

by Matt August 14, 2003

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004

scooter ward

Lead singer of the rock band Cold.

Includes songs such as Gone Away, Suffocate, Just Got Wicked, Everyone Dies, Blame and Bleed

by Matt December 30, 2003

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

rennlist

1. A spirt of comradare in ownership of one of the finest marques of automobiles ever to be produced.
2. A website dedicated to enhancing the ownership of the Porsche automobile.

"My timing belt broke! I better check Rennlist on what to do next."

by Matt November 05, 2003

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003