MR WOLF's definitions
Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the Bead Baitmug. A popular person in the music, movie, or TV industry who has it all but whose life has gone to shit. Usually not one odd scenario, but manages repeated odd behaviors. Also popwrecks tend to be well known by the law and paparazzi.
"Owen Wilson is the latest popwreck to go over the cliff."
"The popwreck, ho-lebrity trio of Britney, Lindsy, and Paris are making news again."
"Thank god Robert Downey Jr is no longer such a popwreck."
"The popwreck, ho-lebrity trio of Britney, Lindsy, and Paris are making news again."
"Thank god Robert Downey Jr is no longer such a popwreck."
by Mr Wolf September 6, 2007
Get the POPWRECKmug. Southern combination of bubba and barbeque. A gathering of your best buddies (bubbas) and having a throw down barb-b-q. A mixture of massive amounts of beer, meat, cooking smoke, cigrettes, and unusually large men and women. After eating at the Bubba Q there will be redneck games that cause injury.
"Hey Shorty, we're having a Bubba Q at Timbo's Friday night. Bring a full cooler of Keystone Light."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
by MR WOLF September 11, 2007
Get the BUBBA Qmug. Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
Get the RED LIGHT TEXTINGmug. Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 6, 2010
Get the SLEAZELmug. Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
Get the CRIB MIDGETmug. Monica Lewinsky said to her short lived sugar daddy, Bill Clinton, "What's up holmeski?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
by MR WOLF October 6, 2007
Get the Holmeskimug.