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Holmeski

Polish version of "holmes." A person from the Polish area of town.
Monica Lewinsky said to her short lived sugar daddy, Bill Clinton, "What's up holmeski?"

"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
by MR WOLF October 6, 2007
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Vicked Up

Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.
"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"

"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.

"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"

"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007
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SLEAZEL

Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!

Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 6, 2010
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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
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CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
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POPWRECK

A popular person in the music, movie, or TV industry who has it all but whose life has gone to shit. Usually not one odd scenario, but manages repeated odd behaviors. Also popwrecks tend to be well known by the law and paparazzi.
"Owen Wilson is the latest popwreck to go over the cliff."

"The popwreck, ho-lebrity trio of Britney, Lindsy, and Paris are making news again."

"Thank god Robert Downey Jr is no longer such a popwreck."
by Mr Wolf September 6, 2007
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RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
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