City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
by MR WOLF January 24, 2008
Get the CITY TITTIESmug. Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 06, 2010
Get the SLEAZELmug. All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the tree blingmug. Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.
"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007
Get the Vicked Upmug. Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
Get the CRIB MIDGETmug. Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.
My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
by MR WOLF May 24, 2011
Get the CHITALIANmug. When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.
"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
by MR WOLF September 09, 2007
Get the KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORYmug.