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Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
Get the RED LIGHT TEXTING mug.Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the Bead Bait mug.All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the tree bling mug.Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.
My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
by MR WOLF May 24, 2011
Get the CHITALIAN mug.Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 6, 2010
Get the SLEAZEL mug.Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.
"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007
Get the Vicked Up mug.Rich, "famous" women from the music or film industry that act like they're on a new show, "Whores gone wild."
"Did you hear about the ho-lebrities doing 15 minutes of jail time? They would have given me 15 months."
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
by Mr Wolf September 1, 2007
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