MPG's definitions

ghetteaux

when something is low-class but intensely desirable.

he had so much icy bling, he so ghetteaux

by MPG May 4, 2004

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

by MPG May 4, 2004

barrioglyphics

ghetto graffiti;

obscure scawlings on privacy fences and drainage ditches that are difficult to interpret.

Usually spray painted.

damn this fence looks all wack with all dem barrioglyphics tagged on!

by MPG May 4, 2004

thanx

thanks; an abbreiviation of thank you

yo thanx fo tha loot, homie

by MPG May 4, 2004

blackistan

imaginary location, where neocon fantasy has created an african-islamic-terrorist trifecta that can be used to justify patriot act III

(from state of the union address 2005)

"that's why I sent our marines over to blackistan, to find osama bling ladin and bring him to justice."

(wild applause)

by MPG May 4, 2004

white omarosa

like omarosa, but caucasian.

yo, you lie so much and got the white kwame kicked off, you are sooo totally the white omarosa

by MPG May 4, 2004

white kwame

a guy who is second-placed through association with teammates with poor ethics, who happens to be caucasian.

man, I'm soooo sorry that happened to you. her actions made you the white kwame.

by MPG May 4, 2004