MPG's definitions

soapbox

1. the scrotum (slang, uncommon)

2. the case that your soap arrived in from the factory

1. yo, yo' soapbox be all shrunk!

2. please hand me the soapbox so I can begin washing, kind sir.

by MPG May 5, 2004

blackistan

imaginary location, where neocon fantasy has created an african-islamic-terrorist trifecta that can be used to justify patriot act III

(from state of the union address 2005)

"that's why I sent our marines over to blackistan, to find osama bling ladin and bring him to justice."

(wild applause)

by MPG May 4, 2004

barrioglyphics

ghetto graffiti;

obscure scawlings on privacy fences and drainage ditches that are difficult to interpret.

Usually spray painted.

damn this fence looks all wack with all dem barrioglyphics tagged on!

by MPG May 4, 2004

ghetteaux

when something is low-class but intensely desirable.

he had so much icy bling, he so ghetteaux

by MPG May 4, 2004

soapboxing

fisticuffs with suds instead of gloves. can be quite harmful; the uds look soft, but do not soften the knuckles within!

yo we was at the carwash soapboxing

by MPG May 5, 2004

Lady Gagita

Drag Race TV5 first runner-up and one of MPG DELUXE's most talked-about, problematic popsters (main popgirls stanposting).
Her Ariana Grande make-up transition, like her nose contour, became meme material and made her more famous.
Among all the kweens, she's the most problematic and stupid of them all. Instead of exploiting the situation by promoting herself and using it for popularity like Kween Gaia, Leng-Leng, Doja Kakai, and Yasmine. She takes the satire posting seriously and remains the most pressed popstar.

Lady Gagita has dethroned Deigo Abonto as this week's MPG DELUXE HOT TOPIC.

CANCELLED LADY GAGITA

MPG DELUXE JAIL ERA MGA BIOT

by mpg November 22, 2021

McSpeak

the act of placing 'Mc' in front of common words, imitating the McDonald's linguistic style

yo, McBack up the McTruck! you McMissed the MacDonald's drive thru, you McMoron!

by MPG May 5, 2004