MOnica's definitions

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.

'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)

by monica August 13, 2004

friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts

ur my friend come wipe my ass!

by monica May 13, 2005

Topitos

Girls who flash other people by taking off their shirts

Did you see those Topitos at the party the other night?

by Monica April 6, 2003

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

Redneck

a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.

george w. bush

by monica August 15, 2003

poohnanni

a gurls "part" "down there"

Have you shaved your poohnanni?!

by Monica February 15, 2005

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.

teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~

by monica September 5, 2004