MOOSE's definitions

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

zoot

To smoke weed. Also called a pull, a drag or a toke

We're gonna go out for a zoot.

by Moose February 3, 2004

moose

The logo of Abercrombie.

The Abercrombie shirt had a moose on it.

by Moose January 24, 2005

bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

by Moose September 9, 2004

Cheerleaders

Girls that can't play sports so they yell at games and annot those who can play sports. Can be spotted because their skirts go up their asses.

Those cheerleaders are so skanky and sluty, I want to kill them all!

by Moose January 2, 2005

save the world

Euphemism used to describe the act of urination. i.e. To bust a mad piss.

That coffee really ran through me, I need to save the world.

by Moose September 24, 2003

Saints

As in New Orleans Saints,a Natonal Football League team from Louisiana in the NFC. Known for allowing opposing teams to make seemingly impossible comebacks possible, and for just sucking balls year after incredibly sucky year. Often used condescendingly to shame a person or group of people.

Dear God, I've seen better games played by the Saints!

by Moose September 23, 2003