MOFO's definitions

fogie

an old person, someone who likes the Beetles.

an old fogie

by mofo February 29, 2004

mardi gras

Fat Tuesday, the day before Lent.

A term for the festival held in rio de jenairo

A street parade for gay men and women

"We're going to the Mardi Gras, baby"

by mofo February 29, 2004

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

ganondorfish

Something that's weird and/or cool in an evil, lazy, destructive, dark, dirty, and crude way; badass.

Dude, Stratofortress is so ganondorfish!

PC Chris acts all ganondorfish in the morning.

You never take showers?? That's so ganondorfish.

Do these gauntlets make me look ganondorfish, or is it just me?

by Mofo September 2, 2004

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004