crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 22, 2004

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

The So

a drinking trick that involves chasing pure vodka with pure beer...its called "The So" because it gets you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Gabo: hey lets grab the ped
andrew: oh but how can we do it?
goma: fucking fucker calillo knows!
calillo: oh we'll try "the so"!
gabo: yea, the "so"!
andrew: oh ok lets grab the ped now...

by moFo July 22, 2004

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 11, 2003

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 01, 2003

stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MoFo January 20, 2005

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004