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Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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Grand High Bitch

A grade A+++ Internet troll who is mostly likely female and acts like either a grammar nazi or some kind of extremist, usually targets people who are autistic, furries or bronies/pegasisters. Is on several occassions extremely hypocritical, as in - you can't make fun of her but she can make fun of you whenever she wants.

Mostly found on sites like the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums and targetting anyone on the acceptable targets list including the afformentioned, is mostly a hateful female most likely on her period or suffering from PMS if they're an adult, or just acting all bratty and superior to everyone else if they are a teenager.

Can be also seen lurking on youtube posting the numerous 'Just Kill yourself' comments.
"I talked to Jen on facebook and she told me to kill myself."
"Don't listen to her, she's a Grand High Bitch"
by MM132 January 4, 2014
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Failtique

A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.

Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.

And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.

Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
"Did you read the last Failtique from mr failtroll wannabe over there?"

"Yeah, major fail overload."
by MM132 September 6, 2012
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Uncultured Asshole Disorder

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder
by MM132 July 13, 2016
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Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
by MM132 September 20, 2012
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Autolycus

The dashing king of thieves portrayed by Bruce Campbell in Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules: Legendary Journeys.
"Autolycus is the best part of any Hercules or Xena episode"
by MM132 September 20, 2012
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Wannabe Grammar Nazi

A type of internet troll who goes all Grammar Nazi on their victims whenever they mispronounce or mispell a word or phrase.
"Look at that douchebag type, what is he?"

"A Wannabe Grammar Nazi."
by MM132 August 12, 2012
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