Definitions by MM132
Failtique
A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.
Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.
And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.
Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.
And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.
Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
Elvira
The alter ego of actress Cassandra Peterson, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark is the host of Elvira's Movie Maccabre and starred in her own movie Elvira: Mistress of The Dark which also spawned a sequel titled Elvira's Haunted Hills.
She's also had a singing career with songs like Zombie Stomp, Monsta Rap, Full Moon, Here Comes The Bride, and Haunted House.
She has been parodied and paid homage to numerous times, including the character Atrocia in the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
A true halloween icon, and a wonderful woman with a massive set of pumpkins.
She's also had a singing career with songs like Zombie Stomp, Monsta Rap, Full Moon, Here Comes The Bride, and Haunted House.
She has been parodied and paid homage to numerous times, including the character Atrocia in the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
A true halloween icon, and a wonderful woman with a massive set of pumpkins.
The Werenude
A crappy lameass porno rip off of An American Werewolf In London made by Encyclopedia Dramatica Productions and directed by Odd Guy.
The movie features nothing but lame meme references and shit no one cares about including rape scenes involving the 'Mariana' character being forced to strip for the admins who play themselves in this movie.
Zaiger is one of the the actors in the movie and serves the title as 'The Villainous Leader' of the group, Odd Guy is the resident manipulative bastard and finally...there's Magnum, a villain so insane he makes Norman Bates seem tame by comparison.
The movie has terrible makeup and special effects and the werestallone and werejohncandy designs were made on a no-strings-at-all budget and are just some of the EDiots in badly made animatronic suits.
The fact that not a single one of the EDiots hasn't got any actual acting talent makes this movie a whole lot worse.
The movie features nothing but lame meme references and shit no one cares about including rape scenes involving the 'Mariana' character being forced to strip for the admins who play themselves in this movie.
Zaiger is one of the the actors in the movie and serves the title as 'The Villainous Leader' of the group, Odd Guy is the resident manipulative bastard and finally...there's Magnum, a villain so insane he makes Norman Bates seem tame by comparison.
The movie has terrible makeup and special effects and the werestallone and werejohncandy designs were made on a no-strings-at-all budget and are just some of the EDiots in badly made animatronic suits.
The fact that not a single one of the EDiots hasn't got any actual acting talent makes this movie a whole lot worse.
"Did you see the Cinema Snob's review of The Werenude?"
"I did, boy that movie sucked. Encyclopedia Dramatica is the online equilavalent to Seltzer and Friedberg."
"The movie was a direct rip off of an American Werewolf In London, and the rape scenes were disgusting."
"Magnum was the worst character of all...he's a total douchebag in the movie and also goes completely psycho near the end."
"I did, boy that movie sucked. Encyclopedia Dramatica is the online equilavalent to Seltzer and Friedberg."
"The movie was a direct rip off of an American Werewolf In London, and the rape scenes were disgusting."
"Magnum was the worst character of all...he's a total douchebag in the movie and also goes completely psycho near the end."
The Werenude by MM132 August 26, 2012
Fucking Werefags
A phrase who used by Demongoat of former Metokur fame to describe Drmusic and his work and others who use werecreature fursonas.
Fucking Werefags by MM132 August 25, 2012
Hypofaticrisy
A type of trolling behavior where the troll in question insults their victim by calling them fat even though they are probably overweight IRL as well.
Can often be seen flocking sites like ED and metokur, tend to act like they're better than everyone else.
Can often be seen flocking sites like ED and metokur, tend to act like they're better than everyone else.
"Hey lardo...did you squish your cat with your fat ass again?"
"Look who's talking you fatass."
"What?"
"What you just said is pure Hypofaticrisy right there."
"Look who's talking you fatass."
"What?"
"What you just said is pure Hypofaticrisy right there."
Hypofaticrisy by MM132 August 21, 2012
Trollahollic
A special kind of internet troll that screencaps their victims comments on youtube pages and adds their own insulting "troll comments" at the bottom.
They do this even if the victim doesn't mention them in a comment or is just a making a topic depicting another subject on the same video.
Most likely treat ED and Metokur like they're the bible and disregard wikipedia as sperging.
Also tend to be completely obsessed with trolling their victims to the point of wanting them to GTFO the internet.
Sometimes pretends to be of the opposite gender in order to try to trick them.
They do this even if the victim doesn't mention them in a comment or is just a making a topic depicting another subject on the same video.
Most likely treat ED and Metokur like they're the bible and disregard wikipedia as sperging.
Also tend to be completely obsessed with trolling their victims to the point of wanting them to GTFO the internet.
Sometimes pretends to be of the opposite gender in order to try to trick them.
Trollahollic by MM132 August 20, 2012
Almighty Nutjob
A special kind of internet troll who is most likely an atheist or doesn't believe in god but insists on using a username associated with godly or satanic names or IRL is a reverend or other holy title.
But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.
Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.
Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.
Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.
But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.
Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.
Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.
Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.
"Oh god...what is HeavenlyArcAngel doing now?"
"He's going on about 2012 again."
"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."
"I wish he would just shut up."
"He's going on about 2012 again."
"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."
"I wish he would just shut up."
Almighty Nutjob by MM132 August 17, 2012