ugoto

to alleviate boredom completely.
I was stuck in a quagmire of boring old websites, then I found ugoto.com
by MM December 10, 2004
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in a minute

When you haven't done something in a long time.
For example, I haven't seen her in a minute.
by MM July 27, 2004
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Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.
dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.
by mm February 20, 2003
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Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
by mm March 10, 2005
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Jikke

Jikke, shortened from Jikkemien an old Dutch word for 'pretty girl'
Jikke, (PI MM), is gewoon een heerlijke vrouw. Sensueel, vrouwelijk, altijd tot in de puntjes verzorgd en klaar haar mannetje te staan.
In haar enthousiasme, ongeduldigheid en soms schattige onbeholpenheid steelt ze een ieders hart en maakt ze de gekste avonturen mee. Met Jikke heb je geen zon meer nodig, ze verwarmt de mensen om haar heen. Ze lijkt een harde tante en dat is ze vaak ook. Maar eenmaal haar hart veroverd, gaat ze voor je door het vuur
by MM September 01, 2004
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add oil

by mm November 12, 2004
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moxin

The act of halting the flow of effluence from the rear orifice using the fifth digit of the dominant hand.
"I almost had to pull a Moxin, but made it to the bathroom in time"
by MM April 16, 2004
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