MM's definitions

Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac

god forbid, the bible is true :P

by mm March 10, 2005

add oil

keep going, a form of encouragement

Add oil, you can do it!

by mm November 12, 2004

Jikke

Jikke, shortened from Jikkemien an old Dutch word for 'pretty girl'

Jikke, (PI MM), is gewoon een heerlijke vrouw. Sensueel, vrouwelijk, altijd tot in de puntjes verzorgd en klaar haar mannetje te staan.
In haar enthousiasme, ongeduldigheid en soms schattige onbeholpenheid steelt ze een ieders hart en maakt ze de gekste avonturen mee. Met Jikke heb je geen zon meer nodig, ze verwarmt de mensen om haar heen. Ze lijkt een harde tante en dat is ze vaak ook. Maar eenmaal haar hart veroverd, gaat ze voor je door het vuur

by MM September 1, 2004

coontah

You idiot

it's when you do everything said above AGAINST A PERSONS THROAT.

And you need to say the word as you to it.

Dude1: COONTAH! *coontah*
Dude2: Dudde1, you really need to stop that *rubs throat*
Dude1: hahaha

by MM July 28, 2004

she

the smoothest way to say 'shit' when you're out with the ladies. you gotta say it slow or it isn't going to work for you.

baby walks right up and you say: she...

by Mm December 1, 2003

ksyrup

A gashed penis

I tripped on a fence and ksyruped myself.

by mm March 26, 2003

Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.

dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.

by mm February 20, 2003