26 definitions by MM

she

the smoothest way to say 'shit' when you're out with the ladies. you gotta say it slow or it isn't going to work for you.

baby walks right up and you say: she...

by MM December 2, 2003

gearhead

(n.) Someone who collects the latest, coolest, most efficient, and technologically advanced gadgets for their sport, interest, or hobby.

Did you know Jeff can track our hike's distance, route, and elevation gain with his new GPS unit? He is such a gearhead.

by MM June 3, 2004

Wang Slip

When the a man's "wang" slips out of his pants accidently.

Johnny had a wang slip!

by MM February 13, 2004

moxin

The act of halting the flow of effluence from the rear orifice using the fifth digit of the dominant hand.

"I almost had to pull a Moxin, but made it to the bathroom in time"

by MM April 16, 2004

Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.

dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.

by MM February 21, 2003

benjo

The biggest whore you'll ever know

you are such a benjo!!!

by MM December 23, 2004

Jikke

Jikke, shortened from Jikkemien an old Dutch word for 'pretty girl'

Jikke, (PI MM), is gewoon een heerlijke vrouw. Sensueel, vrouwelijk, altijd tot in de puntjes verzorgd en klaar haar mannetje te staan.
In haar enthousiasme, ongeduldigheid en soms schattige onbeholpenheid steelt ze een ieders hart en maakt ze de gekste avonturen mee. Met Jikke heb je geen zon meer nodig, ze verwarmt de mensen om haar heen. Ze lijkt een harde tante en dat is ze vaak ook. Maar eenmaal haar hart veroverd, gaat ze voor je door het vuur

by MM September 1, 2004