MIke's definitions

Fat skirt

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.

Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!

by Mike February 12, 2004

venosta

freakin ghost town in Canadia.

Venosta is the best place in the world.

by Mike November 24, 2004

Sheet

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

by mike November 29, 2003

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

Tripin

you say something that isnt true.

Elgin was tripin when he said that he wasnt straight.

by mike November 13, 2003