MIke's definitions

Old Bridge High School

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry

kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"

by Mike September 28, 2004

Menace II Society

The greatest movie made about gang life. Better than Boyz N The Hood. Caine got fucked up in a drive-by at the end.

"I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when." -Caine, A Real G

by mike November 29, 2004

McSneeding

To incorporate the use of Botox injections into your daily lifestyle

M.C.Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she visited her Dr daily to receive injections of Botox. She now looks like she has a vacum attachment that is operational stuck to the back of her head

by Mike March 7, 2005

redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

hard copy

Paper print up of an electronic document

Print me up the hard copy, Pronto!

by mike October 28, 2003

Heel

To make a bad mistake

Kerri, firing syed was a heel move!!!

by Mike March 11, 2003

siriot

A Sirius Satellite Radio shareholder (NASDAQ: SIRI) who doesn't understand the complexity of the stock market and tends tries to pump up SIRI by making false claims and shady intreprations of shareholder reports.

combination of SIRius + idIOT

"again, the siriot mindset --- everything is a bidding war, everything is high stakes, throw out the cash...."

by mike August 8, 2004