bitchslapping

"Dorothy was getting me down; This dame was a real wise ass, she needed a good bitchslapping"
by mike November 17, 2003
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publix bitch

a 16 year old kid forced to run errands
Rachael can't drive anywhere fun. She's just her mom's publix bitch.
by Mike February 08, 2004
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lethargic

by Mike January 08, 2005
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slobal

Wow, slobal sucks
by Mike October 18, 2003
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Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.
When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.
by Mike November 10, 2003
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tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.
Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!
by Mike December 29, 2003
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Judo-Christianity

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity
by Mike December 19, 2005
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